Anonymous asked:
here comes the bride all dressed in white dun dun Dun Dun Dun Dun dunndun dun dun dun dunnnnnnn! Exiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiittttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg!

I’m going to kill you and your whole family. 

worldlesswandered asked:
Do you like Nicolas Cage?

Who doesn’t? Oh, that’s right. He’s awful.

Anonymous asked:
It's bullshit that you intentionally hurt Jordans feelings by talking to and reblogging guys you used to date. People have feelings dont you know? You should be more careful with people that you alegedly say you love.

Even if any of that made sense, some bystander in my life has no relevance to me. Fuck right off.

Anonymous asked:
too fucking quick

What?

Anonymous asked:
Oh you are a girl in salt lake thats into beards. you are so interesting. tell us other interesting things you like that everyother girl is into.

Hey, man. Not everyone can grow one. It’s not your fault. I’m sure other girls find you attractive… even if you’re one of those hairless, Michael Cera kind of guys.